Holly Jolly Jog Off

Ho-ho-hold onto your turkey wishbones, folks—it’s time to jingle all the way to a leaner, meaner, and possibly more festive version of you in the Holly Jolly Jog-Off! This merry fitness extravaganza kicks off with Thanksgiving’s “gobble-gobble” guilt (we see you eyeing that second slice of pie like it’s the last cookie in the jar), prances through Christmas’s cookie chaos (because who needs elf abs when you can have Santa-approved rolls—of muscles, of course?), and counts down to New Year’s with a resolution that’ll stick like tinsel on a cat—no more “I’ll start tomorrow” excuses! Seriously, tomorrow called and it wants you to stop ghosting it.

Picture this: Twice a week, lace up for a two-mile merry dash that’ll have you trotting like a tipsy reindeer after a night of too much eggnog, burning off those pumpkin spice sins before they haunt your scale like a bad holiday movie. Once…